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Dieting

I didn't have a great diet as a kid...my Mom's idea of the 4 basic food groups was Count Chocula...Cheese Wiz...Spam...and Ho Ho's. #Mom

— M.J. McGuire (@MJ_McGuireBooks) March 8, 2014

New Joke

Elephant Joke...You Provide the Punchline

Pluto

In an act of sinister and celestial Judo

They’ve recently reduced the size of Pluto.

It’s no longer on the planet list

-Nor are the moons within its midst.

It’s become a ho-hum planetoid,

An irksome king-sized  asteroid.

Hail the wonks at the planetarium!

(Who altered history for an honorarium).

Never bite the hand that feeds you…unless you want finger food!~M.J. McGuire

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Anti-Joke

The early bird gets the worm…the worm gets his head chewed off by a sharp beak with serrated edges.~M.J. McGuire

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Nutrition labels on boxes of Cap'n Crunch.

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Another New Book Release!

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Meme, Myself, and Jesus

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The Preppy from Nineveh with Art

The Preppy from Nineveh

If Jonah had gone to Yale, 
Instead of the gut of whale, 
He'd have a diploma, 
A better aroma,
And a nice little condo in Vail! 
M.J. McGuire

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"Bungee Jumping is like suicide with strings attached."~M.J. McGuire


"The Bread of Life is still better than Chicken Soup for the Soul."~M.J. McGuire