Friday, January 31, 2014

Anti-Joke

The early bird gets the worm…the worm gets his head chewed off by a sharp beak with serrated edges.~M.J. McGuire

Currently Reading

Nutrition labels on boxes of Cap'n Crunch.

Saturday, January 25, 2014

The Preppy from Nineveh with Art


The Preppy from Nineveh

If Jonah had gone to Yale, 
Instead of the gut of whale, 
He'd have a diploma, 
A better aroma,
And a nice little condo in Vail! 
M.J. McGuire

You Can Quote Me On This!

"Bungee Jumping is like suicide with strings attached."~M.J. McGuire


"The Bread of Life is still better than Chicken Soup for the Soul."~M.J. McGuire