Sunday, February 9, 2014

Elephant Joke...You Provide the Punchline


Pluto

In an act of sinister and celestial Judo
They’ve recently reduced the size of Pluto.
It’s no longer on the planet list
-Nor are the moons within its midst.
It’s become a ho-hum planetoid,
An irksome king-sized  asteroid.
Hail the wonks at the planetarium!
(Who altered history for an honorarium).

Tuesday, February 4, 2014


Never bite the hand that feeds you…unless you want finger food!~M.J. McGuire